What do you want? Do you not see that I’m working here?
Have a question about travel writing, photography, hammock safety, or anything else?
I’ll totally answer it.
I can’t promise that my answer will be intelligent, useful, or even related to the question, but you’ll definitely get some kind of response, which may or may not be written shortly after the mysterious disappearance of a bottle of cheap Chinese whiskey.
I won’t be held responsible if said advice results in encounters with rioting hipsters, motorcycle rides through monsoons, or climbs up giant mountains of bat poop.
But, if you want to try your luck, you may digitally harass me at xpatmatt (at) gmail (dot) com, my Facebook page, or my Twitter account.
